

“i’m stuck in the basement, sittin’ on a tricycle, girl gettin’ on my nerrrves, goin’ outta my mind, i thought she was fine, don’t know if her body is heeers…”
will never get old

Favorite Television of the ’90s The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | 1990-1996

Will’s pick up lines.
- Girl you look so good i wish i could plant and grow a whole field of yall!
- You look like a piece of good god wrapped up in some have mercy with a side of UHHH.
- I think ive seen your picture somewhere before.. oh yeah thats right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAAYYM.
- I hope you like it dark, hot, and uh, wit a spoon in it!
- I’d like to apologize for the behavior of my gender, No No he had no reason to act like that! *Cries* Can I call you sometime.?
- Girl I know your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all day!
…all failures, might I add.