
Andy: I’ve invented vegetable ice cream. I call it, Broccoli Surprise.
Joe: It’s not bad, Andy! What’s the “surprise”?
Andy: No broccoli.
You’re not losing a son, you’re gaining a freak of nature.
I didn’t ask for a bologna sandwich. I asked for the strength of 10,000 warriors… but you know what? It’s terrific!
He won’t talk! He just clucked all the way home!

Joe: You wore this in high school?!
Lou: I was into Madonna, okay?
Andy: I gotta make some money… maybe if I do really well, I can buy this cool new Viking hat!

Claire: A garage sale is when you take stuff that’s cluttering up the house and you sell it.
Andy: Hm. I’m gonna miss Matt.
my boys.
I wonder why I have such a thing for brothers in threes… LOL

Claire: Andy, did you put away all your clothes?
Andy: Better! I’m dressed for the week!
Claire: What do you do if you want to take a bath?
Andy: Mom? How long have we known each other?
I love this so much :) I’m putting it on my iPod, haha.
I love everything about this theme. If only it was longer =P. I never knew why Joey didn’t have more of a music career. He can sang… and Andrew is really incredible musically.


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I wish little Andy was my child. and I also wish that gorgeous wonderful grown-up Andy was my husband. that sounds weird… but true. hahaha
PS, Recess was basically my main reason for waking up on Saturday mornings.