Allow me to cook some meat with my eyes
Matt: A popular fifties sitcom; “I blank Lucy”
Lloyd: I blank Lucy? That’s a little risqué for the fifties.
Matt: I think it’s ‘love’, Lloyd
Lloyd: I care about you too, Matt.
Matt: Okay, mom put me in charge. So, I made this timetable of chores, assignments, and goals.
Joe: You have me cleaning the shower on Saturday morning.
Matt: Fungus doesn’t sleep in on weekends, Joe.
Claire: We’re going to go buy some spring clothes.
Andy: Please, mom, I’m begging ya, any more overalls and I’ll have to join the cast of Hee Haw.
and now for some more Lawrence brother loving ;)
Matt: Jeff and his friends rag on everyone who goes to Yogurt Town. I know they were talking about me the last time I went in.
Joe: Really? What did they say?
Matt: I definitely heard the phrase ‘Mushroom Head’ and a lot of laughter.
Claire: I’ll read to you, Andy.
Andy: Mom, I know how to read. Where do you think I go every day, to the track?
Andy: All right, jail! Wait till those criminals take a look at us when we come walking in. Bet you’re glad you wore your cape now! I’ll just call the Commissioner.
Joe: Put down the phone!
Joe: Guts is doing something when you’re afraid, not when you’re not. And you’ve got guts.
Matt: No, Joe. I’m a gutless fairy!
Joe: Yesterday you were a gutless fairy! Today, you’re King of the Fairies, man! You run the whole woods! When you snap your fingers, the other fairies hop to!
Claire: Who is your new imaginary friend?
Andy: Sid.
Claire: And what kind of superhero is Sid?
Andy: He owns a deli.
Joe: It’s a heck of a lot more fun to have a girl in the back seat when your mom’s not in the front seat.
Matt: How am I going to drive from the back seat?
Claire: Chicken Pox are nothing to worry about. You’re going to get red spots all over your body and your head may hurt.
Andy: Yeah, yeah, cut to the chase. When do I turn into a chicken??
(1995)
