I dropped my cellphone now I have to buy a new floor

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

emilyisso-coollike:

disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

fuckyeah90ssnacks:

PIZZA HUT + CRYSTAL PEPSI
(1992)

Take that, Dominos!

I do not recall Crystal Pepsi ever being such a big selling point. LOL 

haha I know!  I hit “publish” before I realized my mistake.  I went right back and edited, but not quickly enough!  I remember it clearly, too, because it was my very first cd!  

Thanks for your message.  It’s good to know I have some fansons out there who are paying attention! ;) xx Stephanie    

“Everyone has to remember this commercial from the 90’s, i still know all the words haha” -elaine (thank you for the submission!)

Don’t Put it in Your Mouth PSA (1993)

were they aiming for nightmares or… 

kirkandcandace:

Full House 3x03: Breaking Up is Hard To Do (in 22 Minutes)

uberdork03:

She has the phone in her hand yet…

Patty, dear, you’re doing it wrong

Will’s pick up lines.

1. Girl you look so good i wish i could plant and grow a whole field of yall!
2. You look like a piece of good god wrapped up in some have mercy with a side of UHHH.
3. I think ive seen your picture somewhere before.. oh yeah thats right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAAYYM.
4. I hope you like it dark, hot, and uh, wit a spoon in it!
5. I’d like to apologize for the behavior of my gender, No No he had no reason to act like that! *Cries* Can I call you sometime.?
6. Girl I know your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all day!

…all failures, might I add.