Those Were the '90s

"IIIIII dropped the SCREWWWWWW in the TUNA!"
— Kel
"On Legends of the Hidden Temple, nobody could figure out the Silver Monkey… it was only, like, three pieces…"
— Kenan Thompson (’90s Are All That)
  • Tim: Wilson? Wilson! Wilson!!
  • Wilson: Tim?
  • Tim: Wilson, are you up?
  • Wilson: I am now.
  • Tim: Have you ever had a real annoying neighbor?
  • Wilson: ....Tim, is this a trick question?
  • Matilda: It's lovely. It's called "Moby Dick" by Herman Melville.
  • Harry: Moby WHAT? This is filth!
  • Eric: Guess who's got pictures of Cory running naked through the sprinkler?
  • Cory: Eric, I was four.
  • Eric: You were twelve.
  • Cory: It was... refreshing.
  • Topanga: We have a guest list of 270
  • Cory: And a hall that seats 80
  • Topanga: But, we're not panicking because we know a lot of people won't show
  • Cory: And many of the old people have shrunk
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
— President Clinton (1998)
  • Feeny: You know what my favorite part about Christmas is?
  • Cory: I go away for a week?
  • Feeny: Yeah, that's pretty special.
  • Cory: You know we've lived in the same room for 15 years and you never even told me about your first time.
  • Eric: Remember Mitchell Davis?
  • Cory: That's an unexpected surprise- how 'bout your second time?
"If I ever get up off this couch I’ll be unstoppable."
— Roseanne (via smutandeggs)
  • Amish Man: Hello, young man. Are you in need of a ride? I'm going to that farmhouse there.
  • Cory: That farmhouse there?
  • Amish Man: That farmhouse there.
  • Cory: Well, I'm going to Philadelphia.
  • Amish Man: Well, I can take you as far as that farmhouse there.
  • Cory: Yes, but, you see, I'm going to Philadelphia, so that really does me no good.
  • Amish Man: That may be, but, my will is just and my heart is pure.
  • Cory: ...Which also does me no good.
Well, according to my new book, Farm Animals Make Great Pets… farm animals make great pets.

Well, according to my new book, Farm Animals Make Great Pets… farm animals make great pets.

They just shot the neighbor!

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