"IIIIII dropped the SCREWWWWWW in the TUNA!"
"On Legends of the Hidden Temple, nobody could figure out the Silver Monkey… it was only, like, three pieces…"
— Kenan Thompson (’90s Are All That)
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
— President Clinton (1998)
"If I ever get up off this couch I’ll be unstoppable."
Well, according to my new book, Farm Animals Make Great Pets… farm animals make great pets.
They just shot the neighbor!