Those Were the '90s


To whom it concerns, Darlene’s work will be late,it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate…To whom it concerns, my ma made me write this,and I’m just her kid, so how could I fight this…To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment,maybe I’ll get lucky, solitary confinement…To whom it concerns, Darlene’s great with the ball,but guys don’t watch tomboys when they’re cruising the hall…To whom it concerns, I just turned thirteen,too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen…To whom it concerns, I’m not made of steel,when I get blindsided my pain is quite real…I don’t mean to squawk, but it really burns…I just thought I’d mention it, to whom it concerns…

To whom it concerns, Darlene’s work will be late,
it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate…
To whom it concerns, my ma made me write this,
and I’m just her kid, so how could I fight this…
To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment,
maybe I’ll get lucky, solitary confinement…
To whom it concerns, Darlene’s great with the ball,
but guys don’t watch tomboys when they’re cruising the hall…
To whom it concerns, I just turned thirteen,
too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen…
To whom it concerns, I’m not made of steel,
when I get blindsided my pain is quite real…
I don’t mean to squawk, but it really burns…
I just thought I’d mention it, to whom it concerns…

"If I ever get up off this couch I’ll be unstoppable."
— Roseanne (via smutandeggs)

ryanmafhew:

this episode was on the other night

COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING

NEVER!

littlebitofpixiedust:

annie-ly:

Roseanne: What are you going to do this weekend?Darlene: Nothing.Roseanne: Isn’t that what you did last weekend?Darlene: I’m not finished.

littlebitofpixiedust:

annie-ly:

Roseanne: What are you going to do this weekend?
Darlene: Nothing.
Roseanne: Isn’t that what you did last weekend?
Darlene: I’m not finished.

littlebitofpixiedust:

David:  You’re addicted to the internet! 
Jackie: No I’m not.
David: Yes you are. I’ve lost friends to this… I think it’s time to turn off the computer.
Jackie: No, not now.  I’m learning useful things, I’m growing as a person.
David: ….You’re in the Urkel chat room.

littlebitofpixiedust:

David:  You’re addicted to the internet! 

Jackie: No I’m not.

David: Yes you are. I’ve lost friends to this… I think it’s time to turn off the computer.

Jackie: No, not now.  I’m learning useful things, I’m growing as a person.

David: ….You’re in the Urkel chat room.

Clarissa moves on to a new and unknown prime time series, and Sarah Chalke is the new Becky