THE SANTA CLAUSE: In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all right to any previous identity, real or implied, an fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus, in perpetuity to which some time the wearer becomes unable to do so, by either accident or design.
confession: I did not get the pun on Claus for an embarrassing number of years. One Christmas, it just hit me and I was like “omg it’s Clause not Claus because there’s a clause for being Santa!” and my mom was like
howtomakefriends:
this is actually the funniest reference
#1: JONATHAN! you haven’t fallen off the face of the earth!! <3
#2: Brad and Mark, what are you doing with hair on your faces? you’re supposed to be children. and AL… I see you hiding your BEARDLESS face back there behind Jill. Jill looks fabulous, btw.
#3…. Does this mean a reunion special?! or are they just having a get-together? PleaseBeAReunionShowPlease
RIP Earl Hindman
A-Z Favorite Characters of the ’90s : T
“The reason we became parents is so we could tell kids what to do. If we can’t do that… we’re just the tallest people living here”
(1994) Does this look like a little weight to you?!
fuckyeahjtt:
bananifer:
Tool Time
Just found these photos circa 1995. Allow me to explain…
My Dad grew up with Tim the Tool Man Taylor, aka Tim Allen, here in Denver and the two have remained friends since childhood. A few times during Home Improvement’s eight-year run my Dad and some of his friends would go out to visit Tim in California. In 1995 or so my Dad and friends went to a taping of the show. Proof? An autographed script and these photos!
These photos led to a great deal of brief popularity and elaborate lies in 5th grade. My 10-year-old self thought - my dad is friends with Tim - Tim works with JTT - JTT is soooooooooooooooooo hot - my dad can introduce me to JTT, he’ll fall in love with me, AND I can guest star as his girlfriend on the show while making it big in Hollywood! This delusional and convincing thought process also meant that I told my entire class I was going to meet JTT and if they were lucky I could probably introduce them too.
I never did meet JTT and even if I had my diabolical and brilliant plan wouldn’t have worked anyway
Thanks Dad for taking creepy pictures of child actors for your daughter. Love you.
Must reblog this!
Not only am I jealous of you for having these pictures, I’m also pretty jealous of your dad for being friends with Tim Allen.
ditto
Jill: What did you do to your hair??
Brad: …Nothing.
Jill: Well then somebody put a curse on you.
ahaha one of my favorite parts. (thank you jayzeroeee!)
